Saya Trauma Ambon

Hell O, Pipel!! Hows Live? Daramang-daramang? Well, hope so. Okeh skrg gw mw sdikit brbagi ttg pngalaman Assole gw wktu kls atu sma. He we go...

Jd wktu itu critanya gw baru pulang dari rumah sakit dustira di cimahi, gw abis ngjenguk c Fawwaz, ade gw. Gw naek angkot, trus duduk d paling belakang, nah kaka gw duduk d dpan gw, Jd qta bdua adep-adepan duduk d paling belakang.

C angkot yg kita naekin penuh ama pnumpang #bukan ama kerbau# , n otomatis udara d dalem angkot jd g keruan, dtambah kegerahan yg mahadahsyat melanda wajah c tampan brad pitt inih. Gw yg lama2 bosen diem di angkot mulai membuka baju dan menari hula-hula.

Ya nggak lah!!

As always, demi mnghilangkan kepenatan, gw coba ngjokes ama kaka gw. Gw bilang,
“Mba, tuh pacar nungguin..” Gw nunjuk kearah orang gila yg ada dibelakang dia.

Akan tetapi saudara2 ironisnya kaka saya yg bernama Casadita Ryzkika Ramadhan salah menafsirkan jokes saya. dia ga ngeliat ke arah orang gila, tapi dia ngeliat ke pngendara motor –Yg kynya org Ambon ato papua- trus Ketawa!!!

C Ambon nan rupawan yg ngerasa dirinya lgi d ketawain ma qta bdua mulai nunjuk2 dari motor sambil melotot2. Uda gtu mulai ngegas motornya nyusul angkot kita, gw uda pnya pirasat yg amat sangat luar biasa buruk!! Bener aja, Motor c Ambon brenti d tngah jalan n nyegat tu angkot kaya d pelem2. Otomatis c ankot brenti tiba2.

Im dead men.. Totally dead!!

## Bwt lo yg ga ngrti gini gambaran kasarnya

Gw nunjuk ke arah orang gila trus ngetawain --> kaka gw ngira, gw nunjuk c ambon yg kbetulan lgi naek motor d blkg angkot qt. --> kaka gw ngeliat ke c ambon trus ketawa. --> C ambon ga terima di ketawain, dy nyegat angkot yg kita naekin. ##

Gw mulai buka tutup sleting clana, tanda gw lagi panik, kaka gw mukanya uda pias ky telor asin. C ambon turun dari motornya n naek ke angkot. Sambil nunjuk gw, dy tereak:
“HEI KAU!! TURUN SINI!!”

Mampus.

Gw yg pura2 bego clingukan kanan kiri, trus blaga blo’on nunjuk idung gw sndiri sambil bilang
“saya om?”

“IYA KAU!! CEPAT TURUN!!”

Sbagai artis, dalem ngadepin pens harus dngan sikap yg propesional. Maka gw turun dngan ngesot. Eh salah, gw turun dngan langkah gontai.. #okeh gw ngaku, gw deg2an n takut setengah mampus. waktu ntu gw berharap, power ranger putih datang dan menyelamatkanku dari gangguan monster hitam. Tpi gw tw itu ga mungkin coz wktu ntu situ gintung lagi jebol# -_-!

“ada apa om?” gw masang wajah culun n ga brdaya. #padahal emg wajah asli#

“KENAPA NGETAWAIN SAYA?” mlotot2, kyny dy pgn ikutan guiness book, yg matanya kluar itu lohh.

“ngetawain? Ngga om, saya ga ngtawain om, saya ngetawain orang gila yg ada di belakang sana tuhh..” sialnya pas gw nunjuk, c orang gilanya udah ga ada. DAMN!!!!!!.

Ngerasa gw mengada2, akirnya c Ambon meluapkan emosi, curhat, ceramah, pidato dan hajatnya selama 3 menit yg gw rasa Lammmmaaaaaaaaaa bgt. Gw ga bisa nangkep ap yg dy omongin, krn gw fokus nahan napas dari serangan gas naga yg beracun. Yg gw ingt wktu ntu gw ampir ditampar ama tangannya yg jmpol semua n segede gedebong pisang.

Pas mw d tampar kaka gw turun dari angkot. #Wer hv U been Sissss???!!!!# uda gtu dngan lempengnya dia narik jaket di bagian tangannya n ngliatin kulitnya yg putih trus ngomong:
“Udah pak, kita sama2 orang item jgn gitu, ini Cuma salah paham aja.”

Wajrit!! Klo emg org ambon, lo mw ngmng ky gtu seratus kali jg gpp!
Tpi klo kulit lo kontras , lo bsa d bacok!!

Ampun dahh...

Akirnyah c ambon tadi –entah bagaimana- nurut ma kaka gw n prgi. Uda gtu kita bdua naek angkot (yg penuh tadi) lagi n diliatin org se angkot.

Gw tw gw cakep, tp ga usah gtu lahhh, gw kan malu.

Gw sepakat ma kaka gw ga ngebahas masalah ni lgi sampe barusan gw nanya, dy ingt trus ketawa2.

Okeh, thats ol. Sori klo ada org ambon yg baca ato papua ato siapapun yg trsinggung ma blog gw, gw nulis ni sbagai bntuk pmbalasan atas public humiliation yg gw alamin wktu ntu...
Got it? Cheers!!

Blurring

Gw benci jadi pelupa.
Gw ga suka kalo hrus kehilangan smw momen terbaik hdup gw gara2 lupa.
Gw muak sma diri gw yg ga bisa nginget sesuatu dngan jelas.
Gw cape’ kalo harus d ingetin terus sma org laen.
Gw ga suka jdi pelupa.

Budhy bilang lupa tu cma sugesti.
kaka gw bilang lupa cm alesan
malah ada yg bilang kalo gw bukan lupa, tapi gmw nginget.
skrg gw tanya,
orang bego mana yg gmw nginget smw memori hdupnya?

Mungkin budhy ma kaka gw bner.
Tpi bwt gw ga ada bedanya.
Mw sbrapa kras gw nginget sswatu, smwanya ttp samar.
Gw bner-bner benci jadi pelupa.

Hei Brain,
If u want me to forget everything,
If u want to erase every second of my live,
Ok, i’ll accept it.
But i’ll ask u one thing.
Just spare me one pieces of her memory
So i can remember this meaningfull memory,
N smile everytime i remember her.
If u can’t,
Leave her name in ur cell,
Even its blur or grey.


-This pieces is start to blurring again. my brain's really sucks dude-

Shiver

So I look in your direction
But you pay me no attention, do you?
I know you don't listen to me
'Cause you say you see straight through me, don't you?

But on and on
From the moment I wake, to the moment I sleep
I'll be there by your side; just you try and stop me
I'll be waitin' in line, just to see if you care

Oh…Did you want me to change?
But I'd change for good
And I want you to know that you'll always get your way
I wanted to say…

Don't you shiver
Shiver
Sing it loud and clear
I'll always be waiting for you

So you know how much I need you
But you never even see me, do you?
And is this my final chance of getting you?

And on and on
From the moment I wake, to the moment I sleep
I'll be there by your side; just you try and stop me
I'll be waiting in line, just to see if you care, if you care

Oh…
Did you want me to change?
Well I'd change for good
And I want you to know that you'll always get your way
I wanted to say…

Don't you shiver
Don't you shiver
Sing it loud and clear
I'll always be waitin' for you

Yeah I'll always be waiting for you
Yeah I'll always be waiting for you
Yeah I'll always be waiting for you, for youI will always be waiting…

And it's you I see but you don't see me
And it's you I hear so loud and so clear
I sing it loud and clear
And I'll always be waiting for you

So I look in your direction
But you pay me no attention
And you know how much I need you
But you never even seen me

-It means a lot than any othr lyrics for me...